11.03.2010 / 12.36 pm
 

Funny Christmas Songs

 
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Here comes Santa Claus

Here comes Santa Claus!
Here comes Santa Claus!
Right down Santa Claus Lane!
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
by Gene Autry and Oakley Haldeman, 1947
at 2008-10-27
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

Frosty The Snowman

Frosty the Snowman
Was a jolly, happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal

at 2008-10-27
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Christmas Island

Let's get away from sleigh bells, let's get away from snow
Let's make a break some Christmas, Dear, I know the place to go
How'd ya like to spend Christmas on Christmas Island?
How'd ya like to spend the holiday away across the sea?

at 2008-09-24
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

December The 25th

Of all the days in all the year
that I'm familiar with
There's only one that's really fun
December the 25th

at 2008-09-24
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

I Saw Elvis Dressed As Santa Claus

(To The Tune "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus")

Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus
In my home town shopping mall last night.

at 2008-09-01
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Daddy’s Home And I Think He’s Drunk

(To The Tune Of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”)

Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,

at 2008-09-01
Rating: 4.14
Votes: 7

A DC Christmas Medley

Dashing through the snow
On a one-horse open sleigh,
Over the fields we go,
Laughing all the way;
by Destiny's Child
at 2008-08-04
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

A Chipmunk Christmas

Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast

at 2008-08-04
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

Rusty Chevrolet (To The Tune "Jingle Bells")

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

at 2008-07-11
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 6

The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen (To the Tune “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”)

The restroom door said Gentlemen
So I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride

at 2008-06-19
Rating: 4.20
Votes: 5

Nuttin' For Christmas

broke my bat on Johnny's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sister's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.

at 2008-04-16
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 3

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

Everybody pauses and stares at me
These two teeth are gone as you can see
I don't know just who to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be!

at 2008-04-16
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1

Christmas For Cowboys

Tall in the saddle, we spend Christmas Day, driving the cattle over snow
covered-plains.
All of the good gifts given today, ours is the sky and the wide open range.
Back in the cities they have different ways, football and eggnog and Christmas

at 2008-04-16
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1

Mele Kalikimaka

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day
That's the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway

at 2008-04-16
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2

I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas

want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

at 2008-04-16
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0
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