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On the first day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 7 |
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Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus
In my home town shopping mall last night.
I knew it must be him
Santa is a very slim.
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by The Fibs
at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 4.71
Votes: 35 |
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Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why;
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 4.29
Votes: 7 |
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1: Now, listen to me, Santa.
You've got to get this right.
There're lots of girls and boys out there
whose presents are real nice-.
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at 2008-04-14 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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Hey, maybe I'll dye my hair
Maybe I'll move somewhere
Maybe I'll get a car
Maybe I'll drive so far
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by Dolly Parton
at 2008-08-11 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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