06.02.2012 / 01.37 am
 

Redneck Christmas Songs

 
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Hard Candy Christmas

Hey, maybe I'll dye my hair
Maybe I'll move somewhere
Maybe I'll get a car
Maybe I'll drive so far
by Dolly Parton
at 2008-08-12
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1

LISTEN TO ME, SANTA

1: Now, listen to me, Santa.
You've got to get this right.
There're lots of girls and boys out there
whose presents are real nice-.

at 2008-04-15
Rating: 3.80
Votes: 5

Rusty Chevrolet (To The Tune "Jingle Bells")

Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. I need some new snow tires.
My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire!

at 2008-04-15
Rating: 4.53
Votes: 100

Twelve Days Of Fast Food (To The Tune “Twelve days of Christmas”)

On the first day of Christmas,
my drive through gave to me:
a Big Bacon Classic with cheese.


at 2008-04-15
Rating: 4.33
Votes: 12

Web Addiction Holiday Sing Along (To The Tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --

at 2008-04-15
Rating: 4.80
Votes: 5

I Saw Elvis Dressed As Santa Claus (To The Tune "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus")

Oh, I saw Elvis dressed as Santa Claus
In my home town shopping mall last night.
I knew it must be him
Santa is a very slim.
by The Fibs
at 2008-04-15
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1

Daddy’s Home And I Think He’s Drunk (To The Tune Of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town”)

Oh you better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm tellin' you why;

at 2008-04-15
Rating: 4.33
Votes: 18
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